tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8402687769387956523.post3045335153371236057..comments2009-01-09T07:35:36.985-08:00Comments on *~The Many Parts of Me~*: Blame it on the time change!Kiddo@kiddocooks.comhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17580705985842632733noreply@blogger.comBlogger35125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8402687769387956523.post-44474344082993778992008-11-08T21:03:00.000-08:002008-11-08T21:03:00.000-08:00My daughter told a waitress at a restaurant (when ...My daughter told a waitress at a restaurant (when she asked what I wanted to drink) that, "my mommy only drinks at night". Now she must have thought I was a drunk LOL. My kids are always snatching my juice during the day and I always complained that I had to do my drinking at night.cmanhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05440269729903535827noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8402687769387956523.post-45726733726236509682008-11-08T19:24:00.000-08:002008-11-08T19:24:00.000-08:00My kids get pretty wild at times too.donna444444@y...My kids get pretty wild at times too.<BR/>donna444444@yahoo.comDonnahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17240907374319656932noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8402687769387956523.post-40594858711355892842008-11-08T18:01:00.000-08:002008-11-08T18:01:00.000-08:00My mother-in-law described coming home one day to ...My mother-in-law described coming home one day to find that the padlock on the pantry door (where all the candy was kept) was discolored and the room was filled with smoke. <BR/><BR/>Apparently my husband (about five at the time) had found a "smoke grenade"-type firework, and, thinking it was more of an M-80-type explosive, had taken out the powder charge and packed it into a small metal container, then attached it to the lock and lit the fuse... <BR/><BR/>Imagine his disappointment when it simply emitted a jet of smoke -- "Where was the earth-shaking kaboom? There was supposed to be an earth-shaking kaboom!!"<BR/><BR/>Apparently he figured the consequences would be worth it (shake head, roll eyes)...Mollie G.https://www.blogger.com/profile/14317971946949459012noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8402687769387956523.post-41728596075121093302008-11-08T15:17:00.000-08:002008-11-08T15:17:00.000-08:00My 5-year-old twins got up in the middle of the ni...My 5-year-old twins got up in the middle of the night and decided to play "Scientist" in their shared bathroom by mixing together every toiletry they had (toothpaste, shampoo, conditioner, etc) and smearing it all over the floor.Casey Becherhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14867380288231107659noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8402687769387956523.post-63077726208410974162008-11-08T13:38:00.000-08:002008-11-08T13:38:00.000-08:00my son once went and dug up all the plants i had j...my son once went and dug up all the plants i had just planted about an hour before...i was so upset :(klp1965https://www.blogger.com/profile/04913156214283972208noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8402687769387956523.post-91594903605719650522008-11-08T09:19:00.000-08:002008-11-08T09:19:00.000-08:00My daughter sprayed shaving cream over me and my h...My daughter sprayed shaving cream over me and my husband while we were sleeping trying to shave us.garrettsambo@aol.compurangohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04736445079133017408noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8402687769387956523.post-78720545788863183502008-11-08T08:42:00.000-08:002008-11-08T08:42:00.000-08:00My daughter came down stairs one day, and had blue...My daughter came down stairs one day, and had blue snot coming out of her nose.....I paniced and snatched her up and rushed her to my neighbors and asked have you ever seen this happen? She said ...She has a skittle in there.jemmmers74https://www.blogger.com/profile/15755865674952696756noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8402687769387956523.post-65003700932967911012008-11-08T07:32:00.000-08:002008-11-08T07:32:00.000-08:00When my niece was young she had gotten into her ol...When my niece was young she had gotten into her older sister's polly pocket dolls and she ate one of them!<BR/><BR/>Her parents took her to the Er, and I met them there, when I asked her if she had swallowed a baby, she said "no, I ate the momma, she went into my mouth down my belly and will come out my arm." Sorry kiddo, that isn't where the momma will come out from lol.<BR/><BR/>Thankfully everything turned out ok, but what a crazy kid.<BR/><BR/>purehrt555(at)yahoo(dot)comJodihttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06904347121426159181noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8402687769387956523.post-6971006455763409762008-11-07T22:31:00.000-08:002008-11-07T22:31:00.000-08:00My daughter, when she was 4, once left our apartme...My daughter, when she was 4, once left our apartment one morning while I was still sleeping. It took the neighbor about a half hour of knocking to wake me up. It was the cold of winter, and he found her outside the front door, trying to get back in. She said she left to go to the 7-11!Christinahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09012203923961087687noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8402687769387956523.post-43675570458440296852008-11-07T22:00:00.000-08:002008-11-07T22:00:00.000-08:00My older son, several years back, was at a birthda...My older son, several years back, was at a birthday party in a park. Got a call from the hosting mother, saying that my son had managed to trip over a crack in the sidewalk and break his arm. Luckily there were some medically trained people playing tennis just the other side of the fence -- but we learned that if you have a choice, drive yourself to the hospital, 'cause the Ambulance fees are INSANE!flared0nehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09912722002259533458noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8402687769387956523.post-43984984802211142472008-11-07T21:21:00.000-08:002008-11-07T21:21:00.000-08:00My nephew has recently started screaming. It' not ...My nephew has recently started screaming. It' not because he's sad or particularly happy, just for the sake of screaming. It's cute for about a minute, but after that...... Thanks for the giveaway!Jinxy and Mehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11745165640293739492noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8402687769387956523.post-4193013144092212402008-11-07T17:20:00.000-08:002008-11-07T17:20:00.000-08:00My toddler is a master of the hidden pen/crayon tr...My toddler is a master of the hidden pen/crayon trick. Just a few weeks ago she crawled up on the toybox, leaned against the wall, and drew crayon all over my windowsill and window! I'm still trying to clean it up!REhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15290485412079911449noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8402687769387956523.post-3580765699654337792008-11-07T13:07:00.000-08:002008-11-07T13:07:00.000-08:00My brother-in-law was saying that his daughter cal...My brother-in-law was saying that his daughter called to tell him that she couldn't find the cat and she thought it ran away. He asked to speak to his (older) son and when he came on the line he asked him if he knew where the cat was. In all seriousness, his son said "we have a cat?" They'd had the cat for over two years.joahsgrandmahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10613477759253105808noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8402687769387956523.post-85177872695817982922008-11-07T09:59:00.000-08:002008-11-07T09:59:00.000-08:00I was taken by surprise one day when my oldest dau...I was taken by surprise one day when my oldest daughter stripped down and covered her entire body in finger paint. At least it washed off.Melissa B.https://www.blogger.com/profile/16668665846528199034noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8402687769387956523.post-49205229719177947792008-11-07T07:19:00.000-08:002008-11-07T07:19:00.000-08:00My daughter neverwants to go to bed on time. Then ...My daughter neverwants to go to bed on time. Then one night she comes over and kissing me goodnight and say I am going to bed. I was shocked it wasn't even quite her bedtime. When I asked why she said she was practicing being good for Santa.<BR/>skstigger (at) hotmail.comSandy Shttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06764210355890934260noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8402687769387956523.post-45213413227722695822008-11-07T03:08:00.000-08:002008-11-07T03:08:00.000-08:00When my daughter was 2 we saw her feet sticking ou...When my daughter was 2 we saw her feet sticking out from under the curtain. Looking to see what she was hiding, we discovered she was covered in margarine! She had opened it up and was eating it. Eww....miriamahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04319153566114723749noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8402687769387956523.post-64356662481666630612008-11-06T18:56:00.000-08:002008-11-06T18:56:00.000-08:00painting dvds with nutella made me want to kill he...painting dvds with nutella made me want to kill herJolenehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12879880938734048347noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8402687769387956523.post-13217285514717864762008-11-06T08:57:00.000-08:002008-11-06T08:57:00.000-08:00My "where did this kid come from?" moment was when...My "where did this kid come from?" moment was when my then 2 year old son decided that in return for having been tortured by his (then 7 year old) sister all day, and being reminded that he couldn't hit girls, decided to borrow mommy's rachet and disassemble her bunk bed while she slept. Oh, the howls!taxchykhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05490332926836673091noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8402687769387956523.post-12354412086359006262008-11-05T18:34:00.000-08:002008-11-05T18:34:00.000-08:00I took my nephew to see my mother-in-law in the ho...I took my nephew to see my mother-in-law in the hospital. It was during the holiday season and they had a lighted Menorah in the lobby. My nephew wanted me to pick him up so he could see it. The next thing I know he took a deep breath and blew out all the candles. I was mortified. Thank goodness the staff was so understanding.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8402687769387956523.post-52443905066163916692008-11-05T15:49:00.000-08:002008-11-05T15:49:00.000-08:00nice!nice!dhunthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14046195226141718117noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8402687769387956523.post-80112193369356042832008-11-05T15:22:00.000-08:002008-11-05T15:22:00.000-08:00When my daughter was a toddler I took her shopping...When my daughter was a toddler I took her shopping at a department store. She was in the cart and I had finished and went to the checkout. It was busy and as I was standing in line my daughter, at the top of her voice, yelled MOVE!<BR/>Everyone turned to look....I think my face was redder than Santa's suitJeanette Jhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10405473912935941111noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8402687769387956523.post-42421674220351742022008-11-05T12:03:00.000-08:002008-11-05T12:03:00.000-08:00luckymatt5@gmail.commy girlfriend babysits two lit...luckymatt5@gmail.com<BR/><BR/>my girlfriend babysits two little girls and one day i came home to find pans in the fridge, dog food in the fish tank, pencil crayons pushed in any hole possible (snapped off doorstop hole, cd holes etc).<BR/><BR/>my girlfriend was chasing the 2 year old asking her to let go of the dogs tail, sweating and looking like she was ready to collapse.<BR/><BR/>the kids are extremely nutty and everyday is workout for my girl!whole new fayehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01512740633896559352noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8402687769387956523.post-10433812383416276622008-11-05T11:25:00.000-08:002008-11-05T11:25:00.000-08:00A few years ago when my son was 7, we were home on...A few years ago when my son was 7, we were home on a cold snowy night. He was playing ever so peacefully in his room and I was sitting on the couch reading. As you can see it was an odd night. I thought I heard something but when I looked around there was nothing to be seen, then my son pops up behind the couch. I asked him what he was doing. He looked me square in the eye, plucked a single hair out of my head and says 'oh nothing' as he takes off down the hall. I hollered after him 'What was that all about?' He responds flippantly 'just an experiment, nothing to worry your pretty head over' and laughes evilly. No more sci-fi for him!!!kjessymhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09050697093796030491noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8402687769387956523.post-67010536945601531192008-11-05T09:42:00.000-08:002008-11-05T09:42:00.000-08:00My daughter was sitting in the pantry eating an en...My daughter was sitting in the pantry eating an entire bunch of bananas because someone at school told her she would grow taller overnight if she ate bananas!mogrillhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05975194929659828881noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8402687769387956523.post-73744611758771197032008-11-05T07:10:00.000-08:002008-11-05T07:10:00.000-08:00The last time I was distracted dealing with the ba...The last time I was distracted dealing with the baby my 3 year old squeezed under the fence that blocks the utility room so he could dig through the cat litter boxes. I found him proudly holding up a cat poop he had dug up. Needless to say it was straight to the bath for him for a VERY thorough scrub down. Yuck! He knows better than to do something like that. When I asked him why I got the typical child answer of "I don't know". I think he gets a bit jealous of his baby brother sometimes and acts out even though he doesn't know that is why he is doing it. Kids, LOL, they are an adventure.kdkdkdhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10309454702541781153noreply@blogger.com